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Chop Demotivational Poster


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


SONS OF RED NECKERY - Coming this summer to public television


TAGS: chopper
Rating: 4.54/5

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DickGozinya - November 2, 2011, 10:03 am
Great! I laughed so hard I think I peed in my pants a little bit.
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
TWOEDGE - September 28, 2011, 7:59 am
Thanks, greatly appreciated
Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:24 pm

nicely re-done. 5 from me dude


AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


DIRECTIONS -




NOTHING -


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?


HELLO SPRING -




APACHE CHOPPERS - For When You Absolutely, Positively MUST Clear Traffic... Accept No Substitutes




INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz butter cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


WOMEN -


TAGS: arthur schopenhauer 150th anniversary of his death tribute girls gynecologist
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
should be a tribute to Schopenhauer as you can see in the tags. I wanted the quote to contrast from it's author. anyway, for me it's still one of my 242s best - up to now.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:41 am
ROR! I like it foreskin, i might have done with out the caps lock text tho.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 8:39 am
1L... that makes baby forsi cry. I loved this! ;( Mods, get me the name and address of this voter, I have to visit him. And GS, someday - and that day may never come - you'll call upon me to do a service for you. ;)


JUST WHEN YOU THINK -




IMBECILE - When you don't know the difference between Eric Bana and Chopper Read


TAGS: chopper read
Rating: 2.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2011, 9:05 pm
spelt?...seriously?
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:02 pm

amazing, you only commented on a poster that is two years old.
DutchCouarage - February 18, 2011, 8:51 pm
it's spelt chopper reid not read
yallsuck - April 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
if its about chopper, put upa fuckin picture of chopper, this is eric PLAYING chopper, so is the fuckin joke about eric or chopper? Motifake uber fail
Legion - March 16, 2009, 6:47 pm
Idiot. When you don't realize that he is Eric Bana playing Chopper Read.


GET OFF YOUR ASS! - Let's get this show on the road!!!




THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...




OH YEAH -




COME TO JAPAN! - EVEN OUR PACKAGES ARE UNREASONABLY HAPPY!




IF YOU CAN SLAP A HOOKER... - You can slap a chop!


TAGS: slap chop
Rating: 3.33/5

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VINCE OFFER - He really slapped his troubles away, if you know what I mean.




AWESOME -


TAGS: awesome radial chopper
Rating: 1.88/5

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noiroi - November 27, 2010, 3:41 pm
indeed it is, and i have the feeling your legs would get blown off sitting there.
CANADA - July 9, 2010, 12:43 am
that bike would have some massive torque steer
Derek - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Yep, but 109280 is the one


RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS - "Waitress, I'll have the chop steak! Rare!"




COURTESY - is never out of style


TAGS: get to the chopper billy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:22 pm
Very nice!


EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Some just don't have photoshop


TAGS: girl photoshopped shopped chopped photochopped
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by motinet

Valthek - December 24, 2009, 4:33 am
photoshop or not.. i'd tap that!
motifake - November 19, 2009, 4:17 pm

Well... I did say *REALLY* hot for a reason. She was hot before too.
aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:37 pm
it was the lighting really killing her in take 1, but the shop job wasnt a bad thing
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
Hm...my fridge is "burnt almond"...I guess I'm good then. Nice poster Mr.M.
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 3:09 pm
So...my teeth aren't supposed to be the same color as my fridge?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Photoshop is evil. She was fine before. Pop culture is making us all sick in the head. In twenty years, you'll be ashamed to not be a slab of primary color with a slight gradient the way unrealistic expectations are going. The pic on right is a cartoon
Derek - November 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
Preferred the original apart from being a bit dark.
omnia - November 19, 2009, 2:20 pm
she is hot, even without photoshop
DreMagnum - November 19, 2009, 12:02 pm
Yeah, im confused
thatonechick - November 19, 2009, 11:56 am
What was wrong before? Awwww...


Pessimism -




SPEED IS BAD FOR YOU -




RADIAL ENGINES -




DOWNGRADE - Never trade in a Harley for a Schwinn!


TAGS: evil evel knievel motorcycle cycle stunt stuntman motorcycles chopper choppers
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:25 pm
His attempt to jump the neighbor's wife landed him in leagal trouble... so, bye bye rocket car.


VINCE - You're gonna love his nuts.


TAGS: vince slap chop fail lol
Rating: 1.73/5

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MO - June 23, 2009, 6:49 pm
He must have a migran.....If YOU know what I meen
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:45 pm
Poor Vince is a train wreak, if you know what I mean


DINO COP STICKS - Because eating with two sticks is NOT crazy enough


TAGS: chop sticks
Rating: 3.09/5

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R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
Sorry, that was off topic, I just couldn't stop myself.
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Thank the gods my daughter is only 11 months old. I have a while to go before I have to kill her boyfriends.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm

thanks
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:42 pm
Product site http://www.4physics.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/66_80/products_id/436
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:41 pm

when you have kids, jealousy rears its head every day. remember, bring enough to share or don't bring any at all.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
I have no idea.... just talkin' outta my a55.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:39 pm
ah, well, that's concerning
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
It's a married thing.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
What do you need with more than 8 chopsticks? O.o
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Just like my son (16), the little girl will break your heart on day...part of being a parent
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm

just enough for all the kids in the area.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:36 pm
LMAO! Rerun.... lookin' for a wholesaler!
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:36 pm

where do you find this big bucket of them? Can only find an 8 pack.
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
I am a little tried...sorry for the typo
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:35 pm

it has alreday started, generally she is pretty good
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm

it;s all good, I just want her to stay my little girl a while longer
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
The fun years are coming for you. around 12 is when girls start acting up
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:33 pm
As long as it's in the right ways, rerun... it's good in the long run.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:33 pm

she is 11 going on 22
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:32 pm
This gets a four from me...because the typo got my hopes up. I thought this was going about police brutality. lol jk 5
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:32 pm

she already is, and it scares the living crap out of me....next phase is boys.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Rerun, how old is your daughter?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Better than a Baptist upbringing. Trust me.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
That's gonna be one seriously tough girl.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:30 pm

she gets it all in our house. Chanukah, Christmas. American food, Asian food. Guilt trips - both give and get
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ugh... a 55% higher chance of rebelling against the guilt and rules.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:27 pm

as if....we are raising her Catholic. talk about confused
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm
Gotta start jewish girls early on chopsticks!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:13 pm

sad part is I am on amazon looking to buy them for my daughter
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm
LMAO! I noticed it right as I clicked "approve"
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm

cop sticks? Danny - run.


OH NO! - They Broke Our Code! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!




Misconception -




a word to the not so wise -


TAGS: facebook friends psychopath sociopath guys and gals
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 9:59 pm
Yeah, I agree with you on that. Except I'm still used to what a "hipster" used to be back in my day; so I'm guessing what you are referring to is not what I remember. Glad you like it.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 4:30 pm
Man what happened to society? When did dudes become so needy and such Wimps when it comes to love? I'm just old enough not to understand this EMO or Hipster thing so i'm going to blame that.


The Shed -


TAGS: shed murder death psychopath ponies
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cannabal - October 29, 2013, 11:33 am
This pick is from "Shed.mov" if you want to enjoy it for all its gory--duh, I mean blood and guts.
MissPriss - October 29, 2013, 11:24 am
A huge 5L thank you...always hated those cutesy little ponies! Bahamuhahaha


Time to reconsider -




JUDO LESSON -


TAGS: judo chop sammich half lesson
Rating: 4.22/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 6:06 pm
Speaking from experience... ALWAYS have a sammich ready!


In Heaven -


TAGS: jesus nice choppers
Rating: 4.08/5

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Zetmonk - June 14, 2013, 7:02 am
I'll give it 5 simply because it's actually something you came up with. Well done!


GOOGLE - I swear it can see your fricken screen!




MURDER! - STARE INTO THE DARK ABYSS!!!




JESUS'S SECOND COMMING - Nostrodamus predicted this, the only thing he got wrong was the date


TAGS: chopper jesus
Rating: 3.08/5

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R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 4:36 pm
Well, if it's raining bacon how bad can it be?


SYCHOPHANTS -


TAGS: sychophant
Rating: 3.07/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:15 pm

meh...truth and honesty time. whether you liked the poster or not....it generated alot of buzz. i wasn't alone in my frustration of getting bombed. aggy you give solid advice dude...and i hear you. many thnx.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Commentcountmeanswhat?
tellitlikeitis - July 19, 2010, 10:12 pm
For a poster that has only 1 lion to start, this has certainly generated a lot of comments. To each his own, I would think.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:32 pm
Despite the fact that I make lame posters, I am pretty smart. I know what a sycophant is (not sych), and it was the spirit of the poster I questioned. A misunderstanding by both, and I thank you for your understanding.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
And if you think that it's easier to complain or hate the way the world works, then you will find this site increasingly difficult to swallow.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:12 pm
If you see a problem with those who vote-boost regulars or mods, then 1) you have no clue about life, 2) Stop whining, and try to be more likeable. You make good posters. Sometimes you don't, and you get low voted. But a sunnier disposition would go far.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:10 pm
Friends help friends. And nobody gets banned for low-voting a poster, they get in trouble for low-voting a person... and that includes mods as well as noobs. Pay closer attention... As a mod, I get good votes sometimes, and get bombed at others.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 10:07 pm
If you consider 1Ling a mod as having balls, then despite your name, you have little grasp of reality. This is, if you haven't noticed, also a social site. We socialize. If you have any grasp of social nature, you'd know that it's not all ass-kissing...
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 9:53 pm

i'm curious rr if there's any way to display the moti without the artist name until after you've cast your vote.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:31 pm

Low voting a noob poster just because the moti is a noob is a good way to get banned. All we ask is that votes be fair and reflect how you feel about the motifake, not the motifaker.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 9:28 pm

this moti doesn't target mods ffs. it targets...read the title...sychophants..aka...asskissers who intentionally low vote noobs and don't have the balls to low vote a mods...for any reason. okee dokee folks.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:28 pm

Be that is it may, others here have expressed the same "fear". It is unfounded. The "problem" mod of the past resigned long ago.
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 9:24 pm
don't worry, it was supposed to be a joke. i do try and keep my voting as honest as possible
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:22 pm

vote. I try not to advertise any vote unless I think a poster is exceptional.
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:21 pm

As a mod, I have 2L another mod poster. The mods are just like everybody else, we too can and do make crappy motifakes. If you think a poster merits a low vote and are concerned how we will react, don't be. Just don't be a douchebag and brag about a low
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:18 pm

I would prefer an honest assesment of my work as opposed to blatent 5L because I am a mod. You won't get banned for low vote a mod poster UNLESS you low vote all of a partiular mod poster. Same if you (nobody specific) low vote anybody poster
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
so you don't ban us. my typing skills are off
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
mods get 5L's so you ban us
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
I either really like this, or am irritated by it... are we saying that mods get 5Ls for being mods?
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 5:17 pm

ok is there a "what noobs need to know" somewhere? wtf is /b/ reference?
Claire - July 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
Psstt.. Hammy... We already knew that. :)
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 4:06 pm
Guys, that pic is /b/ reference, and i learned after doing a poster like that, that mentioning /b/ in anything automaticlly fucks it up. so just stay away from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
How do you mean....and I'm not kidding. there was a poster just like this a few weeks ago...same pic and all.
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 1:33 pm

sorry mooo...am i hitting to close to home?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
1L this has been done already...and it's still not funny.


FALLEN ANGEL - THE ULTIMATE SKYDIVING EXPERIENCE!!!(only 10 dollars)


TAGS: photochopped org
Rating: 3/5

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skateinferno - October 5, 2012, 5:00 pm
thanks anyway bro.
Zetmonk - September 11, 2012, 6:00 am
I actually like the concept. It's just the execution that doesn't really bring it out in a funny way...


EPIC BIKE - Where is your so called, out-of-this-world Chopper now?


TAGS: epic bike chopper
Rating: 2.89/5

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Kman - November 30, 2010, 8:11 am
this has been in tv this is not photoshopped its real so epic bike just got a bit moar epic
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 9:31 pm
that, and an inheritance rewarded to a low IQ.
jameswnash - November 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
Small? I would say its inverted
rerun - November 26, 2010, 5:22 pm

this screams "small penis"


Stealth Choppers -


TAGS: chopper occ air force motorcycle
Rating: 2/5

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Johnny - October 27, 2008, 9:46 pm
I like watching American Chopper... It's always fun to see Senior punch a hole in a door or destroy something.


JESUS - He Walks Among Us




The formative years -




Claws -




PORK CHOPS - They are like meat curtains on a fat chick ...




chop on...chop off -


TAGS: braai funny middelburg mpumalanga chop
Rating: 3.25/5


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